Budgeting For The End of the World
“If you always spend as much money as you make, you will never make any money.” – Jay Staudt
Normally I’d be hesitant to quote myself if it weren’t for the fact that this is something I have probably said to my girlfriend far more often than she would have liked to hear it. We were going over a new budget this week to figure out if she could afford to change to a more expensive living situation. After everything was taken into account, we arrived at a figure that would have essentially balanced her budget every month.
While she thinks that balance means affordability, I do not see eye to eye with this line of reasoning. The reason for that is because the typical budget does not take into account the “unknowns” that befall us in everyday life. The bank fees, the traffic tickets, the birthday gifts, the late-night ice cream runs to 7-11, the flu medicines, that super-cute pair of shoes, the flat tire, the overage minutes, and the one-time, spur-of-the-moment purchase add up to a whole lot of extra money going out the door. These are the kinds of things we don’t think about. If my life always went perfectly, I’d have a lot of extra $5 and $10 bills in my wallet.
We are in the midst of a full-on savings crisis right now. The savings rate in the United States is abysmal. You may not agree with me, but I believe that much of the housing crisis has been caused by the fact that when so many people lose their jobs, they have absolutely no nest egg to fall back on. Many people are living with ridiculous amounts of high-interest credit card debt because they don’t have the self-discipline to live within their means.
Just imagine if everyone in this country had between three and six months’ worth of expenses saved.
Instead of immediately falling behind on their mortgage payments, a family who loses its main source of income is able to pinch pennies and be fine for half a year. But as a nation (and in fact, as a global community) we have collectively thrown our hands up and cried “woe is me, for an unexpected error has occurred!” Rather than realizing our fiscal irresponsibility, we blame the government for letting the economy fail. The government takes pity and says, even though we haven’t been responsible, that we can adjust our house payments and take handouts to make things right.
That is why I always budget for the worst-case scenario. If my cell phone bill is usually $82/mo, my budget says it’s $90. If I’m spending all my money on things that will vanish as soon as I stop being able to pay for them, then in reality, I have no money. All of my funds are just going toward things that allow me to keep up a certain quality of life, and not toward things that will extend that quality, like a savings account, investments, or the paying down of mortgages and other debt.
With the amount I have saved and invested right at this very second (not including my 401k) I could quit my job tomorrow and live comfortably for 7.4 months. That’s after I pay off my revolving monthly credit card that I use to buy gasoline and groceries. But don’t worry, I don’t sleep any better at night… or maybe I do. Are you ready for the End of the World?